MEN ARE EVIL

 So I was told, Men are evil.

Oh look how the women suffered in the old days.

 

One wonders which Chinese scholar invented this practice.

 

According to article found in wikipedia:

 

The practice may have originated among court dancers during the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms period in 10th-century China, and gradually became popular among the elite during the Song dynasty. Footbinding eventually spread to lower social classes by the Qing dynasty (1636–1912).

 

 

So this started as an upper class practice.

We conclude upperclass have bad taste and equally poor in understanding hygiene.

This was at one time an erotic treat for men. Thumbs up!

We cant find the attraction because we are busy watching women stuff themselves in tight clothing and silicon these days.

Here Kim  stuffing herself internally and externally trying to convince you the tanned lobster is the now erotic look.

 

That shape was derived by a specially engineered corset 

Without the corset, she is just another cow shaped regular person.

So you corset the foot and you get smelly feet, weak children and you will sink right in if the ground is muddy. So if you are in a muddy environment, you cant be elegant. You also cant be married.

Men are evil they determined to restrict women.

So restricted Kim and bad taste evil Kayne (who is unstuffed).

Sexy and viable

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Never mind the bounded feet, bind the whole body.

But look at the height of those high heels during Kim's 8th month pregnancy!!

Could it be because a tip toe posture make a women feminine?

Chinese feet binding also features the toes to be in a tiptoe gesture.

 

 

 

Western Aesthetics also resolve to shorten the length of women feet in exchange of making her taller.

    

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Cervical and Lumbar muscle are activated when wearing western high heels causing fatigue.

Verdict: MEN ARE EVIL

WASTING TIME RELAXING SOMEWHAT IN DUSTY GEYLANG

 

It is another day.

A client calls me up, she has nice legs, tells me that she has a large apartment in the heart of Geylang but cant find tenants.

So I got dragged over there........

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Upon arrival, I snapped this picture from my old phone and realized there was so much room for improvement to obtain a black and white image that portray heaven and hell.

How hard can it be?

Here we have a building in darkness with a hole in the sky giving a glimmer of hope for a hot humid day.

Nice Legs insisted I walked up to the 3rd storey. I said to my self "TOLONG, DONT DO THIS!"

How about we put and elevator in stair well? "Caaaaaaaaan" , I replied but it wont be approved by the fire department and by the way who pays for it  because 1st and 2nd storey guys dont need the elevator?

 As we entered the apartment built in the 1970's it was sizable for today's standard. Every space was edited into bedroom. The kitchen , the living and balconies all became bedroom for ethnic Chinese foreign labour.

OK so the bedroom is rather spacious.

You get greeted by yucky bathrooms and everyone's laundry as a main theme.

" I will let you into a private secret........" whispers Nice Legs.

Racing in my head "OH NO, oh yes, OH NO, oh yes", so confuse a person can be without aim or purpose during a dry economic period of a pandemic that refuses to conclude.

She calls over the anchor tenant Xiao Chang, "Hey show him the stairs..........."

Xiao Chang pulls a string from the kitchen ceiling and unfolds a contraption!

A stairway to heaven.

or rather a stairway to dusty heaven or heaven of dust.

This 53 year old body lacking in motor skill owing to inactivity cause by Covid lock down experience quivering muscle meltdown while trying to climb the ladder and bend double to avoid low headroom now becomes a major embarrassment especially with Nice Legs following behind.

Will I accidentally let off some gas in the process?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Here the master doom photographer suddenly realize his ability to capture images has been compromised and no long has talent whatsoever.

All that is scary is the dust !!! Dusty is a doom photographers kryptonite...and mandarin too.

DUST !!!!   DUST = ALLERGY !

Nice Legs then brought me through an opening in the roof tiles.......

In-between Quivering muscle rattles, I began to take panoramas.

A voice in my head spoke "Thou didst delight my eyes", it was there I knew doom photography was back.

Bestowed with thy formidable Photoapp, I de-saturated the picture obtaining a residual likeness of deep seated darkness and prolific clouds. Forms diminished into pitchen blackness and all there is left are the underbelly of gaseous water vapours floating.

So how? Nice legs asked "what should I do with this apartment"

"ahhhh...aaahhh" I delayed the time lapsed mixed moment of comprehending nice legs, doom photos, embarrassing quivering muscle, dust allergy, obesity and belted out.... "rent the place........"

"ah...rebrand it as a co-share for angmos to stay", "throw in clothes dryer and wash machine, do a breakfast counter table at the open concept kitchen, make the bathroom more co-share, add more mirrors so it feels sexy being in the bathroom......and dont let anyone up the roof, they will jump."

"ok will let you know when the lease expires for the current tenants" said Nice Legs.

So I looked forward to snap angmo is deep doom contrast in the near future.

buy the can cooler

SECRET MANCAVE

Men need man cave. it should an entitlements. It is the mancave that things get invented like the Hewlett Packard and apple computer. It is the famous rock bands that start from garage of homes.

The collective hoard, experience, memories and things acquired will generate a new spirit of product suited for the man n the street. 

We will ask why does this not happen much in singapore? This is because we don't have a garage diy culture. We spend a lot if time skirting governance and monitoring property prices but things are headed for a big shift. The younger generation do not see public housing property a necessity, let a lone a proper job. 

Lying around means creatively surviving.this creative energy will begin to spark new ideas.

Man cave are also about the fascination about gizmos. Apart from sec gizmos, get men going. A check at Mr. Diy window shopping yield a series of things you don't need.

 

So if we acquired all these gizmos we don't need, what do we do next?

use them damage them and eventually pull them apart.

Sit back and don't do anything. Until it hits you that you wasted money. Throw it into a dump which further devalues the objects.  Visit the dumpster later and harvest other people junk and put them together again, and say you made nothing into something!

Win!